tips for your sprained body :')

WHO AM I ?!! IT IS NOT ME !!!!! if u think im crazy , ya you are right . why ? because i realy realy don't think that i am my self .
its my 2nd day for enjoying my illness - my right foot going swollen ! it avoided me to do anything ! even just for walking *crying* it just a litle bit of my foot that going sick , but you have to feel the sensation in your whole body ! *cenat cenut* my mom always gave my foot some massage , trust me it hurts you very much ! i didn't know but after she gave me some massage , i feel better and better . maybe its her miracle ! thanx mom :* but the worst torture from this all is when you have to go to the rest room !!! maybe it sounds abominate , but i swear you will feel the same if you were me :D
so its realy not me . i never didn't do anything for many many hours . just lying on my bed and watching korean serial , difficult to do anything , can't running even walking anywhere , can't moving my foot because if you're moving it even for a second it will become cenat cenut *hurt* and you will crying . WHAT THE **** !! but its ok , my mom said that my illness now means i have to take some times for having rest from all my activities :')
oh ya i have some tips for you who got sprained on you foot or any parts of your body :D

1. when you got it , don't panic ! sit on your nearest chair - or everything . said 'HELPPPP' slowly as you seen on 'Titanic' film .

2. you have to look for a mam , because a mam usually have a skill for give you some massage . don't go to the farmer because they will give you some vegetables ! REMEMBER THAT !

3. go to the massage expert as soon as possible !

4. go to yuor house and taking rest

5. don't ever go anywhere because it will be hurts ! so if you have to go to the restromm for urinate , just do it in you place !

6. give your sprained body massage regularly

7. PRAY TO GOD TO TAKE YOUR ILLNESS BACK !

that's all for my creation tonight . and for all you who have same problem with me , you have to remember one thing ; YOU NEVER ALONE !!! keep spirit and don't think about my tips so serious ok :D *in fact i'm kidding you*